Season one · Episode one
Live from Austin
Only the people I love get negged. Strangers get compliments.
- The boss
- 0
- Roasts loaded
- 0
- On the board without a yes
- 0
The board
Tonight's standings
Press Neg for a loving roast. It stings first, then it lifts. Every time.
The four challengers below the boss are fictional. Real friends appear only after they say yes.
The score to beat
The boss:
Dr. Star Heartsong
Life points
I'm the score to beat, and I graded myself harder than I'll grade you. Every line is scored and sourced. Receipts pay full points; anything only I can vouch for pays half. Don't trust, verify.
How the points work
House rules
ii.Proof of work
- Verified×1.00A public source backs it.
- Partly×0.75The core is true; the details got corrected.
- Claim×0.50Only the player vouches for it. Still counts, at half.
Same rule for the boss and for you. Attach a link and your claim becomes a receipt.
iii.Tiers
Step into the light
Get negged with love
Consent is the cover charge. Nobody lands on this board unless they ask to, and anyone can leave at any time. Leaving deletes the profile.